Infants on Thrones

The Philosophies of Men, Mingled with Humor

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Ep 804 – Blood Atonement: The Twisted Love Language of Brigham Young

According to Brigham Young, some sins are so bad that the only way to get back to Heavenly Father is to have your own blood spilt (aka “thanks for the atonement Jesus, but you may have missed something!”).  But don’t take my word for it.  Listen to the words of Brigham Young himself, spoken on Feb 8th, 1857 as recorded in the Journal of Discourses Vol 4 pp 215-221.  Enjoy this turd-sandwich between two delicious slices of Joseph-Fanny-Bee-Gee bread,.

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Ep 801 – Mormon Origins: A Game of Imagination, P1

Come and play with me in the realm of imagination.

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Ep 795: General Conference Review P1: False Ex-mo Judas Memes and Imagined Flowering Wound Prick Blossoms

The title says it all.

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Ep 786 – Transgender Testimony Time

Glenn responds to listen “Annie” an active PIMO (Physically In, Mentally Out) BYU Student whose dear friend married a transgender woman and has to hide it from everyone at BYU.

 

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Ep 784 – Former Mormon Musings on Existential Dread

Glenn responds to a listener’s question:

“How do you replace religious existential dread for more ‘real’ existential dread about climate crisis, political and economic unrest, and what that means for the future of a young person.”

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Ep 778 – Reflections: The NEW Book of Abraham

Welcome to January 2022.  The Infants on Thrones podcast will be turning 10 years old this year. To reflect upon the impact that this podcast has made on my life — and the impact that my life has made on this podcast — I am creating a 13-part series called “Reflections” that will run through the month of January.
This episode contains the first three books of Abraham, retranslated through the snarky mind of a snarky Infant.  
Snark alert: It is full of snark.

Glenn Ostlund will be speaking and leading two breakout sessions at the Jan 22, 2022 Thrive Conference in Phoenix. Purchase your tickets here.

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Ep 777 – Reflections: Anthology of Awesomeness

Welcome to January 2022.  The Infants on Thrones podcast will be turning 10 years old this year. To reflect upon the impact that this podcast has made on my life — and the impact that my life has made on this podcast — I am creating a 13-part series called “Reflections” that will run through the month of January.  
This is an awesome collection of amazing listener essays, interspersed with a few classic parody songs.

Glenn Ostlund will be speaking and leading two breakout sessions at the Jan 22, 2022 Thrive Conference in Phoenix. Purchase your tickets here.

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Ep 775 – Infant Christmas Gifts P9: A Very Merry Visit from Death

For the ninth – and final — gift of Infant Christmas, an Infant gave to me, a brand new sorta-Christmassy mini-sode from 2021 called, “A Very Merry Visit from Death.”

Ep 766 – The Word of Weird-dom Chapter Eight: Watching the Wheels

I really love to watch them roll.

Ep 765 – The Word of Weird-dom Chapter Seven:

If you chance to meet a frown, do not let it stay. Simply put it in the “eternal perspective” box, and reframe that frown away. (Or at least let it know it has a legit reason for being there, even if you can’t completely understand what that is!)

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