Will lovely LDS ladies ever hold the priesthood? Have they ever held the priesthood? Is Heavenly Mother real, or just something made up by so-called feminists and lesbians? Who is actually earning Kolob Bucks and who needs to disco closer to that bale of hay?

Scott leads the panel through a smackdown (and a snub-down) of the two most recent essays from LDS.org: Mother in Heaven and Joseph Smith’s Teachings about Priesthood, Temple, and Women. Jake, Erica, Heather, Glenn, and Randy fill out the panel.