Ep 466 – The Slow Track Program: A mini Smackdown

Smackdown

Posted March 31st, 2018

Glenn, Matt, and Scott review a Mormon satire piece called: “The Slow-Track Program!”  We also tease the imminent return of…. wait for it….

Nah.  You’ll just have to listen.

http://spirituallythinking.blogspot.com/2010/03/slow-track-program.html

Glenn

Matt

Scott

  • That’s precious. If we could all just RELAX; what a wonderful world this would be. Can’t wait for the Mike Tannehill Cringe-fest. I’d nearly forgotten about him. Let the wincing begin!

  • Douglas Taylor

    I LOVE Tannehill. He represents everything I despise about Mormonism, Racism, Sexism, etc. I specifically “Friended” him on Facebook to remind me of how horrible Mormonism is. I never comment on his posts though. I wouldn’t want to ever engage with him until he was ready to honestly review his beliefs.

  • Duke of Earl Grey

    Ew. I know that Slow Track was a parody, but it reminded me of something my BYU bishop wanted to do. I guess he wasn’t happy there were people not making it to church on time, and one of his secretaries suggested the ward start a wake-you-up-and-literally-cart-you-to-church-on-a-stretcher service. “Ha, ha, that’s kind of funny,” I thought, “people can be a bit lazy.” But the bishop apparently took it seriously, and wasted a good hour in a ward council getting opinions on implementation. The Relief Society president strongly objected, not wanting to offend anyone, and it took her starting to cry for the bishop to change his mind. Then he sanctimoniously nodded, and told all the brethren in the room how important it is to listen to women.