Ep 265 – Dear Elder Bednar

Posted March 5th, 2016

The Infants pay a brief but special tribute to the recent remarkable words and message of Elder David A(hole) Bednar, and to the huge Packer-sized stick shoved up his member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ass. Special thanks to Lily Allen for nailing it so completely.

Matt asks, “Hey Glenn, where was this two days ago?”

Well it’s here now.



  • Don

    i once was a sheeple but since there are no real sheeple, only children of god, I will use my brain and give this bit a “5 star” rating. Thank you for the toe tapper.

  • ART

    “Another thing about a Bednar is it has got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…”

    • Jed Brewer

      I know I’ll never put on a life preserver.

  • Dan

    Instant Classic. Thanks Glen

  • Pink-lead

    Good work. Reminds me of another tune…


  • windy_way8192

    What I see in this entrenched dogma is immaturity and even laziness.

    Obvious: You represent divine authority over your fellow human beings. Any reasonable and caring person would be scared shitless about screwing up peoples’ lives, which leads to:

    Obvious2: You better get to know queer people of all beliefs and nonbeliefs and walks of life if you’re going to ever pretend to have an ounce of integrity saying anything authoritatively about it.

    Bednar is lazy. Bednar is immature. Bednar is swept up in pride of the natural man.