Infants on Thrones

The Philosophies of Men, Mingled with Humor

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Ep 215 – Carl the Casual Satanist: Episode 3 – Carl has a Visitor

In the 3rd installment of the ongoing series, Carl gets an apologetic visitor to his new apartment.

To listen to the first episode of Carl the Casual Satanist, click here:

To listen to the second, click here:

Ep 203 – De-Romancing The Stone

In order to fill out the complete story of Joseph the Seer and his recently unveiled seer-stone, John, Glenn, Matt, Randy, and Jake dip into the rich historical record and read witness accounts of Joseph’s contemporaries, in a documentary minisode that “De-Romances the Stone.”

Ep 201 – Praise to the Stone

Matt, Kristin, and Jake sing their praise to the world’s bestest magic seer stone. Thanks to Andrew Ainsworth for the lyrics.

New LDS Hymn: Praise to the Stone
Praise to the stone that was found by the Prophet!
For treasure seeking it first was employed
Though to the buried loot it never did lead him
The stone aided Joseph in a greater ploy

Hail to the seer stone that glowed like a Lite Brite!
Wizards and Hobbitses, now seek it in vain!
Magically guiding the Prophet’s dictation
Released from the vault now enjoys worldly fame

Praise to the stone that made the gold plates superfluous!
No record needed, the words just appeared
Nephi and Mormon their labors were wasted
The stone bore their words when Joseph into it peered

Praise to the stone in the hat of our Seer!
Rock-solid proof that folk magic is real
Scrying we now know is pow’red by the Priesthood
True version of Saruman’s Palantir

Praise to the stone chocolate-colored and egg-shaped!
Who now can deny Brother Joseph’s great claims?
How could our Prophet make up such a story?
God wants our faith not the use of our brains

Ep 194 – The NEW Book of Abraham – Chapter 2

Glenn gazes into his peep stone for the translation of Chapter 2. Seriously. This is totally real, you guys.

Ep 188 – Church House Rock: Randy’s Figure 8

Randy shares a semi-fictional experience from his youth.

Ep 185 – Church House Rock: Polly Polly Gamy

Listener Mike Leavitt magnified his response to the Infant challenge and created this amazing Church House Rock parody. Listen in.

Ep 184 – Church House Rock: Priesthood Power

John and Glenn discuss John’s new Church House Rock parody: Priesthood Power.

Ep 178 – Investigative Reporting 101: I Believe

Do Mormons really believe that the Lord God created the universe? Or that God lives on a planet called Kolob? Or that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people?

Get ready for the most hard-hitting, deep-penetrating, truth-cutting-to-the-chase-of Investigative Reporting you have ever ever ever heard! Cuz the Infants are going to satirically take you through the many erroneous Truth Claims of The Book of Mormon Musical’s “I Believe.”

It’s not exactly Casey Kasem calling a Monster Truck rally. But it is almost just that cool.

Ep 173 – General Conference – Infant Style

Join us for a special editionĀ of the April 2015 General Conference. Because one weekend of General Conference just isn’t enough… without this.

Special thanks to Jake, Glenn, Randy, and Bob for “assisting” the Brethren.

Ep 170 – Church House Rock: Mormon Patriotism

For anyone who wants to know the true history and destiny for the USofA.

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