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Rated R Movies and Mormons

Panel Discussion

Posted December 11th, 2016

Bob is joined by fellow Infants Randy, Jake, and Heather — plus special guest Logan — to discuss why Mormons tend to avoid Rated R movies, including fun side-track topics like degrading music, sabbath day observance, and violent video games.

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Heather

Jake

Randy

Infant Mannequin Challenge

Lightmindedness

Posted November 21st, 2016

Listen in as all nine Infants hold HILARIOUS poses for the current all-the-rage Mannequin Challenge.  You’ll never believe who shows up to pose along with us!

Bob

Glenn

Heather

Jake

John

Matt

Randy

Scott

Tom

Post Trump Morality

Interview

Posted November 20th, 2016

Michael Adam Ferguson joins Jake and Glenn to talk about the moral mind. And tastebuds.  Can’t we all just get along?

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Jake

Religious Freedom Smackdown Pt 2

Panel Discussion

Posted November 6th, 2016

Heather, Jake, Matt, and Glenn finally circle back to finish the smackdown they started with Religious Freedom Pt 1. Jerks of various shapes take place.

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Heather

Jake

Matt

Bonus General Conference 2016

Posted October 23rd, 2016

Follow our beloved President Boyd K Packer for his annual All Hallow’s return from the eternal hereafter to lead us all through some bonus listener generated conference content (mingled with a few little Infant-generated tricks and treats, both new and old).

Special and remarkable thanks to Andrew, Holly, Jordan, and Sage for their special and remarkable contributions.
Enjoy!  (that is a command)

Glenn

Heather

Jake

Randy

Infant General Conference – Oct 2016

Lightmindedness

Posted October 16th, 2016

It’s time for Infant General Conference again.  You know the drill.

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Glenn

Heather

Jake

Randy

The ExMo Guru Part Deux: Meditation as a Place to Go

Minisode

Posted October 5th, 2016

Infants on Thrones proudly presents Tom Perry once again as The ExMo Guru in the most relevant brilliant earth-shattering performance of Brother Perry’s storied career (yes I am a huge homer of a Tom Perry fan, Rock Star that he is).  But don’t take my word for it.  Listen!  Listen now!  Your eternal relaxation depends on it!  And this salvation is free (it will only cost 21 minutes of your time and a small portion of your innocence).  What are you waiting for?  Listen already!

Glenn

Heather

Jake

Tom

Unrighteous Dominion defeated by Kick(butt) Michelle

Interview

Posted October 2nd, 2016

Want to hear the real reason Mormon leaders don’t want women to hold the priesthood?

In a follow-up interview to last week’s “Unrighteous Dominion” episode, Michelle and Adam join Glenn, Jake, and Matt to explain why they secretly recorded the bishop who likes swimming’ suits, and they share another secretly recorded discussion with the bishop, where Michelle valiantly stands up to the Patriarchy.  And wins.  Vicarious uppercut.

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Jake

Matt

Unrighteous Dominion: The Smackdown

Smackdown

Posted September 25th, 2016

Should LDS Bishops ask 7-year-old children if they “touch themselves” or if they show their private parts to others?

Jake, Matt and Glenn dramatically and critically re-enact a real live secretly recorded bishops interview with a real live secretly recorded bishop.  If you believe that Prophets instruct Apostles, and that Apostles instruct General Authorities, and that General Authorities instruct Stake Presidents, and that Stake Presidents instruct Bishops, and that Bishops instruct Elders Quorum presidents and Relief Society Presidents, then you probably don’t need to worry if you are ever in a car accident.  And you would also certainly fail in a game of Six Degrees of God (i.e. Kevin Bacon).

The reddit link with the original source material can be found here:

Masterbation now a question for 8 year olds in the Baptismal interview. from exmormon

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Jake

Matt

Religious Freedom Smackdown Pt 1

Smackdown

Posted September 18th, 2016

Who puts the dumb in religious freedumb?  Listen in as Heather, Jake, Matt, and Glenn take on recent comments from Dallin H. Oaks, Todd D. Christofferson, and (almost) Alexander “no-middle-initial-cuz-he’s-just-a-lawyer-not-a-friggin-apostle-of-jesus” Dushku.  Get your whip cream and pie tins ready, cuz this wall is gonna get messy.

Glenn

Heather

Jake

Matt