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Of Whip Its and Weed: A Wonderful Doctor’s Wise Words of Wizardly Warning

Interview

Posted February 23rd, 2017

Matt, Jake, and Scott talk to Dr. Josh Britt about the pros and cons of medical marijuana and the practice of doing “whip its.”

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Disciples After Dark: Aunt Wendy and the Worldly Sex

Posted January 27th, 2017

What happens when parody meets smackdown?  This.

Matt and Kristin and Glenn (and a special guest or two) take some time to delicately mock and smackdown the Jan 8 2017 World Wide Devotional for Young Adults.  Because the devil wants to ruin you all with empty lust-filled worldly sex (but thinking that everyone else in the entire world is being deceived by Satan and you and your fellow church members are the only righteous people chosen of God is totally fine.  In fact it is encouraged.)

And a previously recorded Jake and Heather join in for a nice recycled song.

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Light the World Christmas Smackaround

Panel Discussion

Posted December 22nd, 2016

Jesus listens to Infants on Thrones, and so can you.  So open up your gift from the Infants a little early this year and gird up your loins against the war on Secularistmas.  ‘Cuz today Glenn, Randy, Jake, and John read through the recent “Light the World” advent program from the LDS church.  With glee.  Seriously, there was some literal bowl-full-of-jellying going on during this one.  And while we may not have been wearing ugly sweaters, we did find some of the most horribly worst all-time Christmas songs to intersperse throughout the conversations.  So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and all the rest.  Enjoy.   WWHAJD?

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Rated R Movies and Mormons

Panel Discussion

Posted December 11th, 2016

Bob is joined by fellow Infants Randy, Jake, and Heather — plus special guest Logan — to discuss why Mormons tend to avoid Rated R movies, including fun side-track topics like degrading music, sabbath day observance, and violent video games.

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Infant Mannequin Challenge

Lightmindedness

Posted November 21st, 2016

Listen in as all nine Infants hold HILARIOUS poses for the current all-the-rage Mannequin Challenge.  You’ll never believe who shows up to pose along with us!

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Post Trump Morality

Interview

Posted November 20th, 2016

Michael Adam Ferguson joins Jake and Glenn to talk about the moral mind. And tastebuds.  Can’t we all just get along?

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Religious Freedom Smackdown Pt 2

Panel Discussion

Posted November 6th, 2016

Heather, Jake, Matt, and Glenn finally circle back to finish the smackdown they started with Religious Freedom Pt 1. Jerks of various shapes take place.

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Bonus General Conference 2016

Posted October 23rd, 2016

Follow our beloved President Boyd K Packer for his annual All Hallow’s return from the eternal hereafter to lead us all through some bonus listener generated conference content (mingled with a few little Infant-generated tricks and treats, both new and old).

Special and remarkable thanks to Andrew, Holly, Jordan, and Sage for their special and remarkable contributions.
Enjoy!  (that is a command)

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Infant General Conference – Oct 2016

Lightmindedness

Posted October 16th, 2016

It’s time for Infant General Conference again.  You know the drill.

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The ExMo Guru Part Deux: Meditation as a Place to Go

Minisode

Posted October 5th, 2016

Infants on Thrones proudly presents Tom Perry once again as The ExMo Guru in the most relevant brilliant earth-shattering performance of Brother Perry’s storied career (yes I am a huge homer of a Tom Perry fan, Rock Star that he is).  But don’t take my word for it.  Listen!  Listen now!  Your eternal relaxation depends on it!  And this salvation is free (it will only cost 21 minutes of your time and a small portion of your innocence).  What are you waiting for?  Listen already!

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